An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
and they’re like: “Hey! What are you doing here”?
I’m just like: “Oh you know hunting cows.”
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
Maybe were blessed with the big ones and need a little oomph
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
why be rude when you can be nude
porque no los dos?
i dont speak chinese
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him