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alexis ,
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
(Source: flyingscotsman, via laughbitches)
and they’re like: “Hey! What are you doing here”?
I’m just like: “Oh you know hunting cows.”
(Source: frostiron-tower)
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
Maybe were blessed with the big ones and need a little oomph
(via laughbitches)
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
The Internet.
(via laughbitches)
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
(via laughbitches)
why be rude when you can be nude
porque no los dos?
i dont speak chinese
(via laughbitches)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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when my mom tries to take my laptop and i havent erased my history
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